Nixon White House Tapes — Conversation 002-055 Date: Wednesday, April 28, 1971 at 7:33 PM Participants: Nixon, Richard M. (President); Haldeman, H. R. ("Bob") Recording device: White House Telephone Source: https://www.easynixon.org/tapes/002-055 This transcript was generated automatically by AI (WhisperX) and has not been reviewed for accuracy. Do not cite it as authoritative. [0:00] Never more than an hour and a half late. [0:24] Things like that. [0:30] Yeah, yeah. [0:51] The other thing is that, uh... [0:52] I would, uh... [0:52] I just told Schultz today that they... they should rush this in two minutes. [0:54] I just thought it would be a hell of a train, and it would inspire him. [0:55] It would probably inspire the whole goddamn cabin crew. [0:56] You know, really. [0:57] He should have seen it. [0:57] That's how to wait for it today. [0:58] Sorry, I'm also pretty upset about that too. [1:18] I'm upset. [1:18] You can't charge me unless they're trying to collide. [1:19] I know. [1:19] They can't charge me, so we're going to wait. [1:20] I said postpone the wait. [1:21] How can we be in time? [1:21] I'm not going to make a big decision like this in an absolute way. [1:23] So it's done. [1:23] It's done. [1:23] It's 8 o'clock in the morning. [1:24] I'll consent to graduate today. [1:24] I don't have time for that. [1:25] Oh Christ! [1:51] That's terrible! [1:52] So, Al was terribly disturbed, and he asked, and I told him to go ahead and do it, if he could send a cable from East to Rochester, something to do at Apple, because there'd be no further reception in Vietnam. [2:15] So, the kind of initiative on the trip, on the trip, and there's four reasons that you would explain on the trip. [2:18] Huh. [2:18] Yeah, so I told him to go ahead and do it. [2:19] Good. [2:19] Well now wait a minute. [2:31] Why don't you call him on the phone? [2:38] That's my phone. [2:39] Call him on the phone. [2:39] They always worry about that. [2:40] Oh, screw the worry. [2:55] There isn't anything to worry about. [2:57] The goddamn plane, nobody's going to do anything. [3:00] You know that. [3:00] That's just bullshit. [3:01] What the hell is he going to say, though, that there's a dividend for us? [3:02] What's the name? [3:03] Well, God, you don't say that. [3:03] Of course there is. [3:04] That's what we privately think. [3:04] But you don't say that. [3:05] That irritates both the Chinese and the Russians. [3:06] Both. [3:08] I don't want the thing I don't want to do with a thing that troubles your wires. [3:13] It makes me tell him what we're doing when he gets back. [3:16] He may not be ready. [3:23] Well, we just want him to get back. [3:26] You know, these days, with all the things that we're developing here, it's hard to get him back. [3:28] It's hard to get him back. [3:38] Why don't you just tell him? [3:56] Why don't you just call him and tell him what you've done? [3:58] You've got problems with senators. [3:58] Senators are a hell of a lot of people. [3:59] You've got to be cool with them. [4:00] Of course, I tell you what, I'll fool with Carr in the press conference the last meeting. [4:01] I'm going to say it's not helpful to say that. [4:02] You know what I mean? [4:03] I'm going to lay it out. [4:03] Maybe that's the best way. [4:04] If I send you a wire... [4:05] No, but I'm going to cover tomorrow night. [4:31] No, but after I say I didn't. [4:31] I'm not sure you ought to elevate us with wire. [4:32] I don't want to let him in on this game yet, you know. [4:41] I don't want to get... [5:05] I haven't done any reading. [5:06] I haven't stopped it. [5:06] It doesn't mean anything. [5:07] It doesn't mean anything. [5:07] Just let me hit it in the front. [5:08] It'll be out. [5:08] I don't care. [5:08] Just let me hit it in the front. [5:09] I don't care. [5:14] and I will comment on these things. [5:41] You know what I mean? [5:41] I'll hit it. [5:42] Word. [5:42] You know what I mean? [5:42] I'll hit it. [5:42] What the hell are you gonna do? [5:44] Don't. [6:00] I'd call him. [6:01] Okay. [6:01] Okay. [6:01] Okay. [6:01] Okay. [6:01] Okay. [6:01] Okay. [6:11] Maybe, maybe you're calling him and he'll start to pave the way. [6:35] What do you think? [6:36] He's probably going down there. [6:36] I don't think he's going down. [6:37] But don't do it by a wire. [6:37] That's the way to do it. [6:38] Okay. [6:38] He's calling. [6:38] I don't want to discuss it on the phone. [6:39] I want to do it on our property. [6:40] We shouldn't go beyond what the president said and said. [6:41] Answer to the editor. [6:44] Huh? [7:05] Alright, how's that? [7:05] What are you really trying to do? [7:06] The problem is, it escalates. [7:06] If it does one thing, it gets right ahead of us. [7:07] I have no more questions. [7:08] I appreciate that. [7:08] Okay. [7:19] You might have to pull off. [7:49] Yeah, way better than Dr. Patel, right? [7:57] Well, I don't think so. [7:57] You can't come by Dr. Patel. [7:58] Dr. Patel, huh? [7:58] No. [8:24] Yeah, and if I tell him, he doesn't do it. [8:44] Okay, fine. [8:44] I noticed also that the star plate takes the rest of somebody on the bomb. [8:47] Some girl, she's on a hippie pad or something. [9:08] So, it's a registered material, right? [9:08] Oh, okay. [9:09] Another dog's got a tail. [9:09] Yep. [9:09] They must have one. [9:10] Yep. [9:10] Also, another story, it's a kitty. [9:10] Bad stuff. [9:11] Narcotic stuff. [9:11] Yeah, I noticed that. [9:24] I didn't see Victoria, but I hope so. [9:34] Well, that's the layback. [9:34] That's the stuff to get around. [9:35] Yep, yep. [9:35] Are our guys making any decisions so far? [9:36] Both of them. [9:36] Seem to be a little surprised. [9:37] Hold on. [9:37] Hold on. [9:37] Hold on. [9:37] Hold on. [9:38] Hold on. [9:49] That's good. [9:52] Okay.