Nixon White House Tapes — Conversation 035-124 Date: Wednesday, January 10, 1973 at 3:49 PM Participants: Nixon, Richard M. (President); Rowan, Dan; Martin, Dick Recording device: White House Telephone Source: https://www.easynixon.org/tapes/035-124 This transcript was generated automatically by AI (WhisperX) and has not been reviewed for accuracy. Do not cite it as authoritative. [0:00] Yes, sir. [0:01] I have Mr. Dick Martin and Mr. Dan Rowland on the line. [0:06] Hello? [0:07] Hello, Mr. President. [0:08] Hi, Mr. President. [0:09] Well, I just wanted to tell you that in your very busy schedules for you, the two of you, to take off the time to make that really hilarious skit, I had rather, like anybody, dreaded reaching the [0:22] advanced age of 60, but it made it the best birthday I've ever had. [0:28] Well, we enjoyed doing it, and Paul just had a ball with it. [0:31] I don't see how you fellows do it with such a lousy writer. [0:35] We have to teach him how to write. [0:37] Right, right. [0:38] We were really kind of hoping, Mr. President, you'd keep him back there a little longer because things were going so well. [0:44] Yeah, yeah, yeah. [0:44] Well, I'll tell you, it was really great in that, of course, those football stuff and everything, but when your two phases came on, I turned the keys, and I said, my God, we can't afford these guys. [0:58] So, but it's really great. [1:00] We enjoyed it, and we hope you have a very happy birthday. [1:03] Well, let me say this. [1:04] I hope everything goes well, and as I told you when... [1:07] So you, San Clemente, be sure they pay you enough. [1:10] Thank you. [1:11] Okay? [1:12] And give my best to your wives. [1:14] Thank you. [1:15] Thanks a lot. [1:18] How many points? [1:20] Listen, I'll tell you, anybody that gives points is a nut on either side. [1:27] I think it's pretty dead even. [1:29] I think it's pretty even. [1:30] I think just between you and me that it's a moment that Miami... [1:36] They have to be given an edge because they're younger and faster. [1:39] On the other hand, the Redskins have something going for them that could be the differential, and that is that they may be a little hungrier. [1:48] And the experience. [1:49] You know, us old guys get very hungry. [1:53] Okay. [1:53] It's so kind of you to call. [1:54] Oh, listen, after what you did, I incidentally, we of course are going to keep it only with him, but I told all of them and he could show the White House staff. [2:01] I thought they'd get such a bang to see you. [2:04] Okay. [2:04] Happy birthday. [2:06] Bye. [2:06] Bye-bye.