Nixon White House Tapes — Conversation 396-001 Date: Friday, January 12, 1973 at 10:30 AM Participants: Nixon, Richard M. (President); Haldeman, H. R. ("Bob"); Woods, Rose Mary; Acker, Marjorie P. Recording device: Old Executive Office Building Source: https://www.easynixon.org/tapes/396-001 This transcript was generated automatically by AI (WhisperX) and has not been reviewed for accuracy. Do not cite it as authoritative. [0:01] Pull it for a while. [0:05] It takes a while to get back. [0:37] Yeah, but I'm starting there. [0:42] Now rewind. [0:43] Oh wait, you're getting up, sir. [0:50] Yeah, that's right. [0:52] No, wait. [0:52] This way. [0:53] I'm going to stop for a second. [0:59] I'm going to stop right here. [1:02] I'm going to stop right here. [1:05] I can stop. [1:07] I can stop, right? [1:09] Yeah. [1:09] But now if you want to record, you've got to move this back over. [1:13] Push the red button. [1:14] I can't do it. [1:17] I'm just moving this back over. [1:21] That's the point. [1:22] I want to know how I can use this to go back and forth. [1:26] I never go back over it every time. [1:28] The only time I ever use the different thing in the gig to listen to it is at the beginning of the gig to be sure the damn thing is on. [1:34] That's the only time. [1:36] If you want to do that, you've got to go through the process. [1:37] All right. [1:38] So the process to do that is this. [1:40] That's the first way to do that, is that right? [1:51] There is a much simpler one. [2:03] The better one is simpler, but it's not as affordable as that. [2:11] I don't want a portable one. [2:14] Don't buy too many of these. [2:15] I'll just tell you what's the better one. [2:17] The bigger one. [2:19] What I'm getting at is that I can't figure out here. [2:23] All right, this is on start. [2:24] And I can't hear anything. [2:28] It wasn't on, so you're playing now. [2:32] Turn it off. [2:36] Now rewind. [2:37] If it's on, is it on start or is it on start? [3:02] The other thing is you have to hold this one down all the time. [3:07] No, no, you don't need to do this on the side. [3:09] I would never pull around and listen. [3:10] And then you can't listen. [3:13] The one on the side, I know that I record it. [3:15] I only want to listen once at the beginning of the hour. [3:20] Then from that time on I can do this. [3:47] That's why it is complicated. [3:50] I think it's, you know, you have that you have that on thing on for quite a while. [4:10] It's just. [4:42] You're erasing and recording. [5:33] But for this, not now, you don't get to take it. [5:37] The Red Nose Pest will be down in a little bit. [5:38] They're coming. [5:39] They're coming. [5:40] We're opening the tape. [5:41] We're talking about it. [6:06] So there's all that to do. [6:09] That's true. [6:13] They've got some of the other ones. [6:19] I would change the other one. [6:21] The other one, the same concept you were talking about, the advantage of the other one is it's got all the controls right on the front. [6:27] You just push them down and they stay down. [6:28] They have no fiddling around with us. [6:30] Much easier. [6:31] You don't have to worry about this side over so far. [6:37] We were running for quite a while. [6:39] We were running. [6:41] We were running. [6:46] We weren't using it. [6:48] Well... [6:49] This is Carlson. [6:49] Yeah, this is battery powered. [6:50] Take it anywhere you want. [6:51] This is battery powered. [6:53] Yeah. [6:53] You know, it all depends on the electricity as well. [7:05] Well, I think what we got there is the cheap affordable one and the other. [7:06] And if it is, it is affordable. [7:08] You've got to carry affordable. [7:10] Like I did with the other. [7:12] I don't think you can carry something in three. [7:16] I carry it because I can throw it in my briefcase. [7:17] You don't have to worry about that. [7:18] This does not seem to have a little bit of that. [7:21] If that shows where it goes, it's not. [7:28] You don't need to go back to the beginning but I do [7:47] I don't know if I want to dictate an hour. [7:49] Sure, but when you put it in, you're going to know that. [7:52] That's the advantage of the other machine, though. [7:57] It rewinds. [7:57] When you push rewind, it keeps pointing up or down. [7:59] I like it when they've got one. [8:00] They'll know what one you've had. [8:02] You just push them. [8:04] Push it hard. [8:04] Down, straight down. [8:16] The only way you can get back to the beginning is to roll it all the way back. [8:43] I'd have to hold it over so it's going back to the other one. [8:53] I'd have to hold it for 30 minutes. [9:04] No, it's going to launch faster than that. [9:13] to the right. [9:14] Is that a good idea? [9:20] Yeah, that's okay, buddy. [9:21] And then it won't center over that idea, but the other side. [9:24] Let it go forward to the right. [9:25] You're in the middle now, so it's going to be a good idea. [9:34] And it gets to the right. [9:36] It should get to the stage. [9:37] Now this should probably work. [9:38] I just want to learn a lot, but it doesn't. [9:51] I generally prefer to pick one up and carry it. [10:00] I prefer that to have another one. [10:05] I hear the two they had here. [10:10] I think that's the one I like the most. [10:20] But if the others get here before we leave, we'll let you see. [10:25] Yeah. [10:25] See if you want. [10:25] I don't want to go hell of a lot of them. [10:36] No, no. [10:37] We'll come back. [10:39] I don't swear to them about twice a year. [10:41] They know you only want two. [10:54] I do not want them around all of my offices. [10:58] No? [10:59] No, for the reason that for my memorandum of file, I use, generally use, I try to use these, just a parcel of them, because I can go out and use them. [11:13] I wish that they'd take another one. [11:16] All right, what about assuming, um, in your Lincoln City, you might want one there. [11:19] If you don't want one there, you just... [11:22] Well, I would say that one, a permanent one there. [11:57] I don't need a portal. [11:58] I wouldn't change. [12:01] I've taken the lead for my private memorandum, which I will not write in the Oval Office. [12:09] Forget that. [12:10] Just leave that off machine as it is. [12:14] I'm not offering it. [12:15] I'm not going to write it here. [12:17] If you want to do it in the Oval Office, I'll know a good thing around it. [12:19] In about 30 seconds, you can get one for me. [12:25] Yeah, well, it's just right off the table. [12:48] I just don't know. [12:55] perfectly adequate for the purpose of dictating a little memoranda and so forth. [13:10] But I'd rather use this kind of machine for the other dictation. [13:16] And I don't know how the hell I'm going to get it. [13:18] I don't want to push somebody every time I want to dictate something. [13:20] But you can keep, we can keep, there certainly should be a portable line. [13:22] There can be a, there'll be a, yeah. [13:38] And it's a different machine. [13:43] I'll just have it in the drawer and pull it out and bleed these other machines. [13:51] And you probably don't want that one at all. [13:53] Well, I don't think you will. [13:54] The other one is much better. [13:55] It's easier for you to use. [13:58] It's also a better machine. [13:59] This is the portable version. [14:00] The other is the desktop version. [14:02] And this is for a guy who is in the traveling sales and keeps it on the seat of his car and picks it up and talks into it. [14:18] Reporters use these. [14:19] I would never... [14:20] But you are. [14:21] And I would not change these. [14:22] I wouldn't take all these. [14:23] We don't want to buy them. [14:24] We don't need them. [14:25] They'll get whatever you want. [14:26] Now, as I understand... [14:32] I'm not dictating it. [15:17] And now I'm going to touch it. [15:27] What I do is put this on my machine. [15:32] And I'm going to touch it. [15:33] And I'm going to touch it. [15:36] And I'm going to touch it. [15:39] And I'm going to touch it. [15:41] Now how does that go? [15:45] But it will erase the moment I hit it, that's right. [15:51] But you'll start with two takes. [15:55] Now, if I want to rewind again. [16:00] There it is. [16:01] But now if you're running around to the beginning. [16:07] Yes, if you're on the other side. [16:09] Turn it over. [16:10] But if you go ahead and play past that beep-beep thing just a little bit, you'll get to what you just said. [16:16] Oh, yeah. [16:18] Now, however, if I want to dictate, I've got to first start with this and push the red one down. [16:27] Perfect. [16:27] Now, it's on for dictation. [16:28] And now, however, if I want to do what I often normally do, start and stop and start and stop without listening. [16:36] Pretty easy. [16:36] And then let's put it in right here. [16:51] Well, I'm not a listener. [16:53] Also, the value of making the white text is you don't have to hold it in your hand. [17:05] That's just the other one. [17:06] Can you hold it in your hand? [17:08] Well, you see, I do hold things in my hand. [17:11] That's the point. [17:13] That's why I have the little ones as well as the big ones. [17:20] I very often like to just sit and hold something in my hand, rather than having a big machine. [17:27] Because the machines are always in every room. [17:29] That's why this could be very useful. [17:32] This could be very useful. [17:35] I'd like to have one of the others, and I'd say it's much more easier to operate. [17:37] You've got to try both of them. [17:38] Well, try both of them. [17:39] But I can put your finger on one, and I do very much like to hold. [18:05] I mean, here the switches are right with me. [18:08] And you're patient as well. [18:10] See, it's fine if you carry it with you. [18:16] I just do that. [18:17] This works fine. [18:18] And you're... [18:21] Frankly, Rose, I don't think the other ties are necessary. [18:24] Well, there's already some spaces with every relationship, and if you'd like one better, maybe you'd like two of them. [18:30] At least you're not... [18:45] Now, I've already checked with Munson. [19:21] All right. [19:31] When you grow up, I'm going to tell him once in a great life. [19:39] The other day, I think I'm going to try to strike him back. [19:55] Scotty, I was the best that I was. [20:04] I was wearing a cutaway coat. [20:05] That was, uh, that was an argument. [20:06] And, uh, I don't know how they ever got out, but I realized what happened. [20:08] They were remembering the wedding. [20:10] It's the only time I've ever worn it. [20:20] I tried to read and ask him about it, and he said, they had to bring it to the rest. [20:29] Is it in the book? [20:33] and it also says Federal Way Optional, which is apparently what people like to put there, or some people did put Federal Way Optional, because a lot of those guys, you know, have Federal Ways and don't have a Close Close. [20:57] So, yeah, that's the way it appears, and they were asking, are you Federal Way or Close Close or Federal Way? [21:00] Probably everybody's been canceling Federal Ways. [21:02] That's what I'm trying to help a lot of people. [21:10] The manual says close the book. [21:11] I know a lot of people don't know the book. [21:13] Most of us just work with the book. [21:14] Well, here, in here, could I bring this to the back of the book? [21:17] The golden one and the manual. [22:16] Yeah. [22:19] Rather than going to . [22:45] Maybe I just take two of these. [22:54] Because there's so much of light. [22:57] I think the two gardens, and then that way, if I get a spot on it, and it burns or something. [23:09] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. [23:36] Anyway, I've taken that. [23:39] I forgot. [23:40] I see this is a python that I like. [23:46] They're really excellent. [23:57] When they asked for Mrs. Berlin, they said it must be someone's face. [24:27] Don't be pretty, actually. [24:50] And this one, of course, is so ancient that it's probably at least as valuable as that. [25:04] More. [25:04] More, more, more. [25:04] Did I hear it? [25:08] Yeah. [25:09] Very old, very bad, right? [25:10] I don't know, huh? [25:13] You'd better shove those in there. [25:17] I wouldn't put them off, though. [25:40] Yeah. [25:43] Yeah. [25:47] Yeah. [25:49] Yeah. [25:53] Yeah. [26:05] No, that takes forward. [26:11] Oh, okay. [26:13] Oh, okay. [26:15] Put it right here. [26:23] I'll put it right here. [26:25] Okay. [26:46] and do you see things put up anywhere that don't stand? [26:56] Obviously, yeah. [26:57] And do you want the person with the body with the cane on face to face to sit down? [27:04] No. [27:04] Do you have a story on that? [27:05] Because Mike, after that man, I called him and said, you know, I already asked if I could get the original. [27:12] And he said, you sure can. [27:14] And he called back in about a half an hour and he said, I'm very sorry that it wasn't Trisha or Julie. [27:23] He said, Julie. [27:23] He said, I'm very sorry that Julie asked for it to give to her father. [27:27] So I can't give it to you. [27:30] I'll give you a print. [27:32] And so, unbeknownst to me, in the midst of all this, my sister Betsy wrote to Betty from California and said, could I have the original that you gave to my mother? [27:42] For Christmas. [27:43] And Terry wrote back to her and said, uh, that you asked for it, I already asked for it, but I'll give you a little something. [27:57] And so he sang a lot of that. [27:58] And then he called her, you know, and said, Julie, Julie, sit up. [28:00] You got it here. [28:01] Betsy got a frame you gave her. [28:02] Julie, that's us. [28:03] Julie and, uh, and me, apparently, that's what we're talking about today. [28:07] That's the band that we're talking about. [28:08] That's what we're talking about. [30:14] I don't know. [30:41] I don't know. [30:42] I don't know. [30:48] Thank you. [31:48] All right. [32:21] Yeah. [32:44] Yeah. [32:44] Yeah. [32:44] Yeah. [32:44] Yeah. [32:45] Yeah. [32:46] Yeah. [32:47] Yeah. [32:48] Yeah. [32:59] Yeah. [33:00] Yeah. [33:15] Yeah. [33:15] Yeah. [33:15] Yeah. [33:15] Yeah. [33:16] Yeah. [33:31] . [33:36] . [33:43] . [33:55] . [33:56] . [34:12] And I'm going to go back to what I was telling you all the time. [34:35] I'm going to go back to what I was telling you all the time. [34:36] I'm going to go back to what I was telling you all the time. [34:59] Bye. [35:26] Well, I guess it doesn't matter. [35:39] If you get the job on the case, you can't rather than having a consistent secretary for a while. [35:45] That's what I think. [35:46] Well, I'll tell you, there's some people I was looking at who took a chance to get them. [35:48] Why don't they go to those type of people? [35:49] Some of those are on the number, and that's a way to have them without having to explain to someone else why they aren't there. [35:52] I didn't feel like I was going to have to do that. [36:00] What are you doing? [36:35] I'm a little bit concerned about it. [36:54] I know that the case is supposed to be resolved. [36:57] Skelly does a better job than Mitterrand. [36:58] Our story, I'll say, is wrong than Mitterrand. [36:59] I'm just going to let Skelly does not do as good a job as Ron does. [40:09] Yeah, we'll tell anybody. [40:11] If they're down by us, we're down. [40:12] If they're down by us, we're down. [43:15] It's all the way over there. [43:17] It's probably the hell of a trip.