Nixon White House Tapes — Conversation 476-002 Date: Wednesday, April 7, 1971 at 8:59 PM Participants: Nixon, Richard M. (President); [Unknown person(s)] Recording device: Oval Office Source: https://www.easynixon.org/tapes/476-002 This transcript was generated automatically by AI (WhisperX) and has not been reviewed for accuracy. Do not cite it as authoritative. [0:02] Sir, I was one of the few who didn't see the show. [0:19] Sir, we're about a minute, two minutes away from air time. [0:20] I'll cue you. [0:21] I hope that you will favor those black and white posts because you're not wearing a lot of layer. [0:23] If you turn to the left or right, we're going to lose... [0:24] I'm not going to turn. [0:24] I'm going to say... [0:25] Yes, sir. [0:40] Fine. [0:40] You know the handle. [0:40] I have this. [0:41] All right. [0:41] All right. [0:41] Sure. [0:41] All right. [0:41] All right. [0:42] All right. [0:42] All right. [0:42] All right. [0:48] That's pretty good advice. [0:49] All right. [0:49] Hey, will it be on your screen if I leave this little handkerchief up your ass? [0:58] Hey, let me check that. [0:59] Oh, yeah, sure. [0:59] It is. [1:00] Can you move to your left now? [1:01] Can you move to your left before Mr. President? [1:05] Yeah, this handkerchief. [1:06] Move to your left just a slightest bit. [1:08] Here it is. [1:10] Is that all right? [1:10] How's that, Bill? [1:12] How are we, Bill? [1:13] Just a little tiny bit more, sir. [1:20] In about 45 seconds, they're looking at you. [1:38] Right now, I'm paying attention. [1:38] When you're on that chart, I'll use this little band. [1:40] Fair enough. [1:40] I think they certainly know that one is long enough. [1:42] This one is certainly long enough. [1:43] No, but the first time on this one, it's short. [1:44] No, this one's fairly decent, isn't it? [1:45] I don't know. [1:45] It's only five, seven seconds. [1:46] Eight seconds.