On January 18, 1972, President Richard M. Nixon, Alexander P. Butterfield, and Rose Mary Woods met in the Oval Office of the White House from 9:48 am to 10:05 am. The Oval Office taping system captured this recording, which is known as Conversation 650-002 of the White House Tapes.
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Is there about to be a talk in the school this morning?
When you check the scene, where is it?
It's not possible.
I need a report immediately.
All right.
It's not a Saturday.
We sent over here a memorandum in regard to the treasuries in Paris on the...
Yes, sir.
It is not here.
I want it in here with my desk.
I've already decided what to do about it.
It's called the Paris Roof.
But he and Conway still don't remember it.
Now don't bother Conway with it.
You understand?
Get a hold of Volker, if necessary.
And get it over here fast.
But I've got to have enough.
I've got to prove it to Smart before they get off.
Okay.
Yeah, it's fine.
I don't care.
Thank you.
If you're going to sign it, you have to do it carefully.
Yeah, I will.
And how letters?
This is a letter.
He died.
No, no.
He got promoted and had gray ass for that letter.
Did you open it up?
Uh-huh.
Do you have, do you have, uh, six sports shirts that corrode a lot for you?
Towers?
Sports, sports, sports.
I'm trying to find out.
I don't know what, what do you mean you've got a bunch of those?
I don't know how.
Do you have, does the person have six, uh, sports shirts that corrode a lot for you?
Sports, sports.
Do you have that?
I'll ask where they are.
I'll take it.
I got her sports shirts.
Maybe they're great for Californians.
Okay, but...
I was paying $37.50 a piece for them.
Well, right, right.
I wouldn't order those same shirts.
Oh, that's fine.
I don't talk to them, man.
I know.
That's why I got a ticket for that.
Hey, could I check a couple things with this gift?
Alice Lawler gave me an elephant apparently on my envelope for Christmas.
Did you talk with her or should we write a letter to her?
Too late, by the way.
Oh, no, we've been traveling around.
We can get one done right away today.
I talked to her about it at home.
She told me she was starting to get a little cranked by.
Oh.
And I didn't mention it, so I... Well, they can do that.
They can do it.
Well, I don't know what the hell it was, but...
You understand, Rose, I talked to her on the phone.
And she told you to send it to him.
Well, maybe that's correct.
I don't think that's any of the necessary.
And what about Taylor, Derek?
He sent an email.
I can't do it.
All right.
And why did you cannot send it?
I didn't send it.
I didn't handle him.
All right.
He said, because the reason I didn't is that he wants to come in and see me.
And I cannot do it.
We can't get him to send it to me.
I wish we could dig in some local country.
Did they try?
Because Pete didn't think that she'd get one.
That's why I didn't think they asked me.
I only think that, you know, we can't get him out of the country.
It's the only reason I'm thinking about it.
I, you know what I mean.
I love talking to her.
I mean, I... No, I, I, you shouldn't talk to her.
I just can't do it.
You're kind of a bitch.
Just go over.
You're a bitch about everything.
And I, uh...
The only reason I want to be out of the country is so he won't do that.
I'm trying to.
We're going to take up time with him.
I know.
We have a lot of church.
He has a church.
His wife is fine.
Well, actually, we probably wouldn't be in church.
Oh, I know.
A lot of our people are .
I want to assure you, Joe Ray, that I have to have the final, absolute final copy of this damn thing out.
You got what I said this morning.
I'll have a copy of that.
Ray is diddling around again, you know, diddling and so forth.
I've got to have it with no changes.
In other words, I can't have any more recommendations or changes after.
I need it by 5, so I call it 4.
4 o'clock.
4.30.
4.30.
But you know, I hate to flip her and put her to rape.
I know, but you have to.
He is.
Well, he even wants to try to make it be perfect.
He does, but maybe 4 then.
You stay by 4 o'clock.
Maybe 4.30.
4.30, if you don't need it.
4.30, I need it 5.
Or maybe 4.30, you'll get on the phone.
Just say, send it, but just say that this...
You know, if there isn't anything more I can do after that, then I have something that's come up where I'm going to be tied up all day tomorrow.
But I have to finish it tonight, so I need to have the final copy by 4.30.
I think it would be a nice thing to send the people along.
You know whether Monday did a piece on Patrick Turner or not?
I didn't see this week, so I'll look.
I'm sure they were there.
Well, I didn't.
They did do it, I don't think, this week.
I suggested that I'd like to have that done.
It's an awfully good piece to mail to a person, one, two, three.
I do think.
Yeah, to get some of the women to get in there.
Then would you ask...
because they read the stuff.
I think it's all done over at Colson's shop, where they pick up all these calls and editorials and things.
Yeah, well, the editorials have done more dollars than those people reading off my papers.
I'll check both of them.
That's what you do.
What I have in mind is the editorials, or you've got a lot of them.
Have somebody write them up.
I said, I'll give it to the client.
You know, I want somebody to read right up to me.
Well, the editorial reaction to this coverage, the talking coverage, I started to think that this next strip was without question the most successful single activity of anybody in the administration.
We're versioning all of them.
And, uh, we had it hardly any years ago.
So, we're receiving messages and all the coverage, you know, every day and so forth.
One of these avoidances was smart, too.
We, you know, received on the editorials, the re-editorials, around the time we did the re-editorial,
I want that prepared.
Allen's office is finding it prepared.
Allen and Colson together, they're deciding where to get it.
The Colson office gets a little paper, see?
The office, they read the 78 papers or whatever it is.
And I give it to, my guess is that Alex's office is probably too busy to write this kind of thing.
Because they're very close to me.
I have a man there who just writes this thing.
I want to put up a copy from one of his people.
And it's a bad person in regard to, let's see,
Send it, uh, and then do it so that there's no, they never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never.
Sure.
Okay.
So this is your head.
This is the skull.
Very good.
I'm going to give you so much.
See, we're just going to lay down here and go.
as soon as you get to the heart of the nation.
Don't read it every day if you don't understand it, you can work on it.
Now we've done it already, if you want a piece, it says you work on it that way.
Right.
I've written, I just wrote down a few little things.
And now, but he's got to get the damn thing to me.
I need to run your safe work on it.
So, I'm going to get to Sapphire 1 and 3.
If Christ is enrolled in 5, I'll have it.
She doesn't have a lot to do.
Yeah.
Thank you.