Nixon White House Tapes — Conversation 661-012 Date: Monday, January 31, 1972 at 5:49 PM Participants: Nixon, Richard M. (President); Woods, Rose Mary; Butterfield, Alexander P.; Haldeman, H. R. ("Bob"); [Unknown person(s)] Recording device: Oval Office Source: https://www.easynixon.org/tapes/661-012 This transcript was generated automatically by AI (WhisperX) and has not been reviewed for accuracy. Do not cite it as authoritative. [0:05] Okay. [0:05] This is the thing you got me into. [0:11] Oh, no, you didn't. [0:13] I thought it had a little . [0:27] Oh, isn't that a hand sign? [0:31] Good. [0:40] John Dean is asking whether you would feel you could sign, you don't have to appear in court now, you don't have to appeal to people. [0:47] Of course. [0:47] Of course, appeal in court. [0:49] Thank you. [0:49] All right. [0:50] Thank you. [0:50] Let's just request the appeal of the answer, John Dean. [0:54] Of course. [0:54] Okay. [0:54] Thank you. [1:08] I don't think they even do it that way. [1:11] I think, at least they've changed the rules you're gonna have to follow. [1:25] I don't believe it. [1:42] Where were you when you were 30 years old? [1:44] Well, it was a great day for me. [1:50] Where else? [1:51] Oh, my. [1:51] I thought Tom was going to faint when he came in. [1:54] He got so light when he saw everybody. [1:57] It was a nice day. [2:00] Oh, it was great. [2:01] All the rest of them. [2:02] It really was. [2:20] She's so cute, she was over here a while ago. [2:35] It's time to look at that bust of mine. [2:39] Tom Foster Dawson's over in your other office. [2:42] Yeah, I saw it. [2:43] It's pretty good, I think, don't you? [2:45] Sort of catching the... [2:46] Yes. [2:48] The way he looked. [2:53] That's why I brought it. [2:57] Yeah. [2:58] Did he do that one too, the Dolphin? [3:00] No, the Dolphin was done by David Water, who's still over at the stadium. [3:09] He saw that John posted all the drops from Chicago with him. [3:13] Oh. [3:14] Or something, you know. [3:16] I think he had a little test for protocol in the hospital. [3:20] And he didn't want it to come through the channels and all that. [3:30] But the fellow, the same fellow did the Churchill one that did the, you know, turn. [3:38] He's really tricky. [3:39] I think that one on Churchill we have over there, don't you think? [3:42] Yes. [3:44] Yeah. [4:13] Do you have any kind of... [4:44] I haven't seen the board. [4:46] No more than five minutes. [4:49] We know. [5:08] Hey, Bob, we, the prayer practice people, only expect a very brief remark from them, and they don't have an opportunity for a damn big speech. [5:38] Well, last year, Berger... Berger had the bad habit of talking too long. [5:43] I went to dinner one night and he was just responding to a toast and it went on for a half hour. [5:57] It was just painful. [5:59] He's just a darling man, though. [6:04] You know, it comes to 25 different endings, and it doesn't stop. [6:11] It doesn't stop. [6:12] That was what happened. [6:14] I remember that. [6:15] I remember that, too. [6:18] I remember that. [6:19] I haven't finished the damn thing. [6:22] But I'm just not going to do that no more. [6:23] I mean, they are really... [6:40] I don't understand that. [6:42] Of course, did you read the scripture? [6:44] Ah, thank you. [6:45] Well, even at the end of the day, they bring people from Europe here. [6:49] I don't understand that. [6:50] Well, I don't know if they are nice people, but, you know, Rosa, I... [7:10] provide people with just keep you alive and just bug you and bug you and bug you and bug you. [7:21] I've done the darn breakfast. [7:23] I shouldn't have to do it every year. [7:27] Well, I know I don't do them every year either. [7:30] I don't do them. [7:31] I do the cancer one one year and I do the dystrophy the next year. [7:37] You know, you just can't [7:39] Yeah, I know. [7:40] It takes so much time. [7:41] Anyway, we have too much of a submissive scene. [7:45] Did they tell you that Dudley swam back today? [7:54] Oh, yeah. [7:54] No, I didn't know, but I'm not surprised. [7:59] He's a big man. [8:03] Probably had a heart attack. [8:04] Heart attack, got me. [8:09] It was over 70 roses. [8:10] Oh, was it? [8:11] I didn't realize that. [8:12] I don't understand. [8:13] I didn't realize that at all. [8:17] You see, we're in a period now where we can expect many people to die. [8:23] Oh, yeah. [8:23] Ever since we've been in office, there's been an awful lot of people that you probably don't even know. [8:31] I remember Tom Dilley, Dean Atchison. [8:34] Well, they're old men. [8:35] Yeah. [8:37] They died. [8:49] I don't need much. [8:51] I have a lot of children. [8:54] It's going to be so brief. [9:01] So they know. [9:04] It's all completed. [9:09] Yeah, but they don't have a. [9:12] They're giving a suggestion. [9:15] Well, I. [9:22] The last year was a horrible look. [9:24] He got an invocation. [9:26] Statement by Congressman Dave. [9:27] Greedy by Congressman Hicks. [9:30] Old Testament. [9:31] Greedy by Dr. Herman. [9:32] Solo with three British students. [9:34] His testimony. [9:35] Prayer of the next leader of Justice. [9:38] Message from Mayor Walter Washington. [10:11] Don't you agree? [10:12] I do, because there aren't many people who just get up and they read just a few verses or they say something. [10:22] It's just to be too long, especially when I do it. [10:24] But obviously it's that long a program. [10:26] But I know that they can't even be introduced and clapped for in less than two or three minutes. [10:34] That's right. [10:35] It's time to get people bored to death. [10:39] That's right. [10:40] And all your speeches are anachronistic. [10:46] I don't know why they all want speeches, but they do. [10:57] Why don't you come over and have a drink with Julie over there? [11:01] Are you free? [11:03] Um, yeah. [11:04] I have to get a coke.