Nixon White House Tapes — Conversation 691-004 Date: Tuesday, March 21, 1972 at 4:57 PM Participants: Nixon, Richard M. (President); Haldeman, H. R. ("Bob"); Bull, Stephen B. Recording device: Oval Office Source: https://www.easynixon.org/tapes/691-004 This transcript was generated automatically by AI (WhisperX) and has not been reviewed for accuracy. Do not cite it as authoritative. [0:00] These are still really too long, aren't they? [0:26] Although I suppose you can call them any less than that. [0:29] Most of these people now do a pretty good job of outlining that thing so you can get to it. [0:38] I'm very pleased with the settlement. [0:40] I think they're off to the same end. [0:43] They're better than they were. [0:44] I mean, you know, Eisenhower got a bad record to hate for insisting that everything had to be up on the page. [0:51] I don't know why, because he got that one. [0:56] That's the only way you can discipline them. [0:57] That's the only way you can discipline them. [0:59] And frankly, it's all the time you have. [1:00] Discipline them. [1:01] How much time have you got? [1:03] And these people got a real-life life this morning. [1:06] What the hell? [1:08] When I met the Turk, when I didn't meet the Turk, who was to know that he was the Schultz of the crisis, and I had seen him for an hour, so that took out an hour and a half. [1:19] I was not as prepared as the Turk as I was. [1:20] I took five minutes. [1:22] I got it with five minutes. [1:23] But if I could have got a damn boat, and what the hell good is that going to do me? [1:28] See my point? [1:29] And also, it's good discipline, because people say, here's the things you need to do. [1:33] It's important. [1:34] Less than anybody can write a paper for 30 pages, or a speech for 30 minutes. [1:39] Damn few can write it for 15, or 10, especially, or five. [1:44] But we do well. [1:45] We do well. [1:45] We work hard. [1:46] I don't remember. [1:53] Well, I see that, so the reason that they had Hague is because they stopped talking about Poland. [1:59] He's thinking it through. [2:00] He thinks that that's his problem. [2:04] He thinks that it has to do with the German treaty and that they're trying to get the Russians behind it. [2:13] That's what he thinks. [2:14] That's what Adam's saying about the Turk. [2:20] Well, he said that would be better than Poland. [2:24] The problem with the Turk is NATO. [2:27] Well, because he told NATO we weren't going to do, we weren't going to stop in NATO. [2:32] So we're not going to stop at the capital. [2:35] But you just stop there. [2:36] You see, you're in Iran. [2:37] Then you can stop in Turkey for three or four hours. [2:41] That's what I'm speaking of. [2:42] Three or four hours, but not overnight. [2:44] Yeah, see. [2:45] And then go on. [2:48] And the hell is to stop there. [2:50] I don't think Russia knows. [2:52] Yes, they know. [2:53] So I would stop in Ankara, not the capital. [2:57] Yeah, Al said he thought he ought to have Henry call you about Poland. [3:06] I said, hell no. [3:07] I said, don't have Henry call me. [3:09] You just figure out what you think. [3:10] And let's talk about it. [3:11] He hasn't decided to go. [3:13] He's just raised the question. [3:14] Why won't you call me about England? [3:16] I don't think we're going to go to England. [3:18] I don't know how it would work out. [3:21] I don't know what to do. [3:22] We're always going to do the best we can. [3:27] It's going to be about three or four minutes, for instance. [3:35] What is it? [3:36] Do they help some of them? [3:38] No. [3:39] I haven't talked to them in the last couple of hours. [3:44] It wasn't in the mid days. [3:47] No, they're not? [3:55] No, we weren't. [3:56] It was extremely loud. [4:32] Now one thing, if we don't get the pandas soon, which we may not, they may not be ready, and even if we do, I just wonder if they can do it, if we want to think about letting the pandas make a tour across the country on their way to the Washington Zoo. [4:55] It could be a hell of a thing to have them land in L.A. and have them work their way and have an air-conditioned display van made for them. [5:06] Let them work their way across the country and let kids be let out of school to see the Panthers. [5:10] I'd drive them and do them in a downtown area or something, a central exhibition place of some kind. [5:19] You could put it in a self-contained van so the kids could file through and see them [5:25] We've got to be careful if there's any danger to that line, or if anybody's going to raise that line. [5:57] They're already rushing the tourists, but I was just going to work out this parking and get more facilities. [6:02] Did I always say that right? [6:03] I always say, uh, I was earlier than you when I was on the bus. [6:12] I think so. [6:13] Yeah, on the road and so forth. [6:20] You know, I thought that, Bob, I thought about that. [6:25] Somebody asked, I'm grateful. [6:27] You know, he'd stay there, he'd stay there, and then turn around. [6:30] What the hell? [6:32] I was just like, complete turnaround. [6:33] I was thinking if I did that, I was just thinking if I did that, they'd crucify me. [6:39] He's, it's become so much his stock in trade that apparently he can do it and everybody just kind of smiles. [6:44] And you jump up and shout about it, and they all come along and say, well, that's Hubert. [6:53] He says, you know, he didn't understand what you were saying on the TV, and after he studied it, he realized it was not what he thought. [7:00] After he studied it, he found out it was a hell of a lot more generous than I said. [7:05] As you know. [7:13] I was interested to know that, you know, what was the first thing that you used with editorial writers? [7:21] Bullshit. [7:23] And again, the rest of the thing, I felt that I did not show my concern about the rights and the rules and the rules of life. [7:38] I wonder if, and we'll work on the center section of the speeches, I wonder if in voting about that, they might say, let us all, they said use this opportunity, let us all, remember, let's live together and work together on it. [7:50] There's a lot of that in one of the early [7:53] Well, the first half, I just cut it out and I just called Rick or something and said, as you know, there's a segment of people that want to hear that all the time. [8:01] And I'm supposed to be depressed about that. [8:04] But did you get a feeling from hearing that speech that it was unbalanced? [8:08] No, I didn't. [8:08] I thought it was... [8:09] I was worried the other way. [8:10] I thought it was very balanced. [8:12] I was concerned that you were going to do too much of that in the relevant... [8:16] Apparently, we didn't go too far in the election. [8:18] No. [8:18] And they had... the people got the message. [8:25] How was he going to do it? [8:26] Of course, that was only in the middle. [8:28] He came back at the end of the other theme again. [8:34] But it did, I was beginning to wonder if he had gone, got too much of the Garland and Price kind of view. [8:42] You mean about the concern about the kids? [8:45] Yeah. [8:45] Educating them where they are. [8:47] Is that what you mean? [8:52] Educating the kids where they are? [8:53] Yeah. [8:55] You talked about busing being at least an equal opportunity in building there. [9:02] If you really want to come down to it, if you're talking about race, hatred and division and threats, there is nothing that contributes to it more than busing. [9:12] That's the point. [9:13] You've got to get busing out of the dialogue. [9:23] You know, that's part of the trigger. [9:25] He is a master. [9:26] Why do you put him? [9:29] You don't have to stick with me. [9:33] I speak about those games.