Nixon White House Tapes — Conversation 783-011 Date: Tuesday, September 19, 1972 at 11:45 AM Participants: Nixon, Richard M. (President); Haldeman, H. R. ("Bob"); Bull, Stephen B. Recording device: Oval Office Source: https://www.easynixon.org/tapes/783-011 This transcript was generated automatically by AI (WhisperX) and has not been reviewed for accuracy. Do not cite it as authoritative. [0:07] why i don't think he's able to figure this election out he's a curious he's always he's fascinated by bamboozle for the whole business [0:35] Good. [0:36] Yeah. [0:38] Sure. [0:38] Sure. [1:13] You know, I was thinking about in this grain thing, you really got to say that those assholes from agriculture, so they're called, they did it. [1:35] And that, in my view, well, it's totally legal. [1:41] It's certainly not in the interest of the administration. [1:43] There ought to be a law against it, God damn it. [1:45] I mean, I just think it's a shit-ass thing for them to do. [1:49] That son of a bitch, Pompey, no good anyway. [1:51] A lot of crying, you know, I am. [1:54] But, uh, I don't know how much, but we've got to say, guys have got to make a living and all that, but, uh, [2:09] I hope they had the reach quite a bit to find some Kansas farmer who was fishing about this length. [2:14] Yeah. [2:14] I mean, most of the farmers, I don't think, get one dam. [2:17] I think they're really pleased with the prices they're on right now. [2:21] Sure. [2:21] But I don't know. [2:22] Some of them are mad because they sold at lower prices, apparently. [2:25] But the point is, the new crops are down and up. [2:27] They're going to be selling that new crop at even higher prices. [2:32] So they can have it. [2:43] I'm not sure. [3:09] And then, pretty much, we've been trying to get on top of the... Don't let them get away off of this idea of the government paying for our campaigning. [3:28] I saw it somewhere and I noticed it. [3:48] now and the convention. [3:50] I mean, the election, God, man, and family, and government are political. [3:55] And is that being done? [3:57] It has been since the convention. [4:01] Who can put it out? [4:02] McGregor or somebody? [4:04] We have it. [4:06] I guess it's just one of those things. [4:09] Just so you've got it covered. [4:12] One of the things they're talking about now [4:18] and they were paying the salary of Muskie and Humphrey and all the rest of them. [4:57] That's a very good point to make. [5:10] Well, we can't answer every goddamn picture and everything that comes up. [5:16] But one thing I was going to say, and I'm going to get into this with Colson. [5:24] You've got three [5:28] I notice that McGovern is now considering a national television address for the purpose of clarifying his position on that. [5:38] We can't clarify his position on that. [5:40] We've got to take a hard-line, self-reflection position on that and get it out. [5:45] Can we get it early for all the rest of us to shake up on that issue and not compromise anything they ever say? [5:51] Yeah, I don't think anybody is. [5:53] Well, my views are very strong. [5:56] I actually said it's nice. [5:57] Anybody that's done it's going to pay a price. [6:03] We have no variation from the line on that. [6:07] How about running that? [6:09] Do we have an amnesty ad? [6:13] The Democrats are actually going to have an amnesty ad. [6:20] There isn't one just on amnesty. [6:22] I don't have a light on it. [6:58] He's, you know, he's back down in his ups and downs physically. [7:04] He was sick all weekend. [7:05] You know, he had that cold before he left. [7:09] Your flu type. [7:09] He was, I talked to him yesterday. [7:13] He was still in Texas. [7:14] He was coming up this morning. [7:16] And maybe he should have come today. [7:19] Oh, no, he was fine. [7:21] He wants to. [7:23] But I've got a draft of the speech that... [7:30] He just said today he wouldn't be here until, you know, anyway. [7:34] I don't see if he wanted any of that, but I think we can do a straight add-up just on amnesty and just make the amnesty fine. [7:50] There's one question I thought. [7:54] We don't have very many. [7:55] We don't want very many. [7:57] That's why we have so many that I thought maybe just because of the atmosphere, it's really a great opponent since the older Jewish swimmers. [8:06] Since the later guy. [8:08] You can see that in a lot of those comments. [8:15] That's right. [8:15] Right. [8:16] Democrats. [8:16] The guy at the plant where I played as a manager said, I'm not for you because I don't like that atmosphere. [8:21] Yeah. [8:23] And... [8:25] Also raises the war issue here. [8:32] What was your, yeah. [8:37] Okay, I'll just... [8:58] I don't know. [9:00] I don't know why that obsesses and surprises me with Stu Alsop, because he's not [9:46] Just in a very discreet way, say, I'll just see what was picked up and where the quotes came from. [9:54] And they'll see what I mean by that. [10:35] It has to be more than the drug conference, because it's an apartment. [10:45] I need about 1,500 words. [10:48] Yeah. [10:56] I'm sure about it. [10:56] It's 900, and I added about a hundred. [11:14] Well, this should take about, I think, 1,500, you think, or what? [11:18] I'd say that'd be 1,200. [11:23] Would you like to talk a little bit about it in terms of what your options are? [11:43] I can't speak it myself, but 15 minutes, which is about 1,700 words. [11:48] I'll take some of you. [11:52] Or do you think it's shorter? [11:55] No, that's okay. [11:56] I think you're right. [11:57] It's got to be a little bit more. [11:59] It can't just be a game. [12:03] We didn't say 1,800 words. [12:05] I think you've got some. [12:27] I think it has a good video and talk and so forth. [12:30] I mean, I'm just talking from the beginning. [12:36] Okay. [12:40] So what happens if... Well, I'm going to take it from the beginning. [12:45] Bill, if you think it's $1,800, do you think we should go to $2,000? [12:50] I don't really think so. [12:54] Do you think... [13:11] He says they're going to want more to say on that, too, so that's... [13:16] They're going to want... [13:17] He says this is an early version. [13:19] I'm sure that the others will have more to say. [13:22] There won't be much talking and hauling over words and phrases. [13:42] Well, let me say this. [13:43] Could we make it in terms of Chris? [13:51] Don't you think so? [13:56] Yeah. [13:58] Chris, this is like a 15-minute speech. [14:02] Yeah. [14:12] Yeah. [14:13] Yeah. [14:14] Yeah. [14:14] Yeah. [14:42] But he taught us a good start, but I don't want us to get into it until he feels that he has sort of gotten his two ideas in it. [15:00] But if he can shoot for around 1,800 words, put the words