Nixon White House Tapes — Conversation 786-011 Date: Monday, September 25, 1972 at 10:48 AM Participants: Nixon, Richard M. (President); Haldeman, H. R. ("Bob"); Bull, Stephen B. Recording device: Oval Office Source: https://www.easynixon.org/tapes/786-011 This transcript was generated automatically by AI (WhisperX) and has not been reviewed for accuracy. Do not cite it as authoritative. [0:01] How do you think of the, uh... [0:14] The election they had. [0:31] I would certainly, it's a new one, it's what it holds, that's fine. [0:40] I would certainly know, be sure to go to the rest of these people who've done this goddamn thing. [0:47] I mean, that's something that, frankly, with Eisenhower, Bob, they did it one time, and I remember the sons of bitches didn't come in, they never got a picture. [0:57] You know what I mean? [0:59] You can do them all here. [1:01] You could have Tyler in every morning for breakfast and every other night for dinner and he'd say, why don't you ever have me for lunch? [1:24] That's just John's stock and trade. [1:27] It's his way of working. [1:28] It's to keep the kind of man that he is. [1:31] Keep the medieval treasure. [1:46] But you also do one other thing. [1:51] In the study of agencies and so forth, [1:54] There are a lot of little things that are stuck in the cracks that we don't know about that I want the boys to get at. [2:01] One is the emergency control agency, which is Jackson Creek. [2:08] I told you. [2:10] And that budget, that is $9 million. [2:12] So there's a lot of people. [2:14] First, I've got to know how many people there, and I really want to know, are appointed by me or the Secretary of State or the Acting Director. [2:23] In other words, how many are subject to [2:25] Second, then it's like the CIA, that none are subject to change. [2:30] Then what we do is we, of course, will cut the son of a bitch in question right down to the nut and not allow any jobs to be built and so forth and so on. [2:42] What I have in mind is that a number of these agencies like that, we can have it double-stranded. [2:47] We can have it delivered. [2:50] We can have it, say, at 50%. [2:54] say we want to cut a 50% by, not by ripping, but by simply not replacing. [3:00] And then where it's like, maybe not Social Security checks, we don't have any checks. [3:04] See my point? [3:05] We know there are differences. [3:07] Where there's a curve, in other words, where it's a think tank, basically, a policy-creating thing, there should be a 50% cut. [3:14] Cut the son of a bitch to the heart. [3:17] Where it's basically an operating agency. [3:20] then maybe it requires a few more. [3:22] Although even there, I think if you cut down some of them, they do while they're outlawed there, you can make efficiency use. [3:33] Our problem is, at the moment, you've ordered the cups, and I noticed this when we were at Weyberg's, and what happens is that the vacancy hits, [3:45] cut the operation, and those people that are on the creative side, we want to get the, and it's the creative side that we want to cut. [3:54] So, if you could start with that, that would be helpful. [3:59] What do you think? [4:02] Absolutely. [4:04] That is what I'm talking about. [4:07] You think he understands your... [4:12] Yeah, but I think we've got to end this. [4:14] You see, look, every now and then our department, we've got all the other people that grab your meeting. [4:24] Well, here's what you would do in the White House. [4:26] I can assure you, you would say what they would do. [4:28] They'd say, well, we'll cut the numbers, the monitors, and the number of the waiters. [4:31] And Matt says, that doesn't matter. [4:34] You may need more monitors or more waiters, but they'll leave a lot of people at the higher levels. [4:39] Right. [4:40] Right, right, right.