Nixon White House Tapes — Conversation 817-003 Date: Thursday, November 30, 1972 at 8:34 AM Participants: Nixon, Richard M. (President); Woods, Rose Mary; Monzon, Zosimo T.; Bull, Stephen B. Recording device: Oval Office Source: https://www.easynixon.org/tapes/817-003 National Archives Catalog: https://catalog.archives.gov/id/417181947 (NAID 417181947) This transcript was generated automatically by AI (WhisperX) and has not been reviewed for accuracy. Do not cite it as authoritative. [0:01] That's another new backup for you. [0:04] I'll tell you what you do. [0:10] Find all of the silver pens that I've got. [0:17] There may be one on the desk over there. [0:21] There may be one here. [0:26] Whatever they are, the points change. [0:30] See, they're the best by far, the best ants, and I like them the best, except that the points that wear out, they go very fast because of the, you know, they don't take pressure. [0:41] And the other points change, so that can happen. [0:45] Maybe back on the wick they are, the points are okay, as far as the size. [0:54] They're not large. [0:56] Maybe that's part of the problem. [0:58] Yeah, they're hard to get in. [1:00] I think medium will be better. [1:01] Medium points. [1:02] Maybe that's the problem. [1:44] I mentioned this in the past, I don't know if she did know it, and that they got me a bedside notebook. [1:50] I remember, and we definitely did. [1:55] Right, right, right. [1:56] I need one, and you might have mentioned it to Tricia, that's the best way to get it in the summer when it's usually gone. [2:06] I would like to have one again. [2:20] You know what would be fine? [2:32] It would be this way. [2:39] Those little left angles that have a, that stick to the marker because then we've got to reach it. [2:56] Now, if there are, may I say this, maybe, I don't have that exact one, but I guess we need one with a stronger paper, this shape, even that doesn't matter. [3:09] You can check around and see whether there's some spikes or anything. [3:14] And then if they fall, I need them anyway, because I use notepads a great deal. [3:20] You don't like the little ones they use, like on a pad? [3:22] That's too small, isn't it? [3:25] They're too small, yeah. [3:26] The ones in the captain's table are too small. [3:30] I need a size about that or slightly bigger so that I can write it. [3:38] That size is fine. [3:39] And hers was probably a little too heavy to take, but it's all right. [3:43] It's better than any I can see. [3:45] You know, they don't make many things like that because most of them make those up extensively. [3:51] But one about this size would be fine. [3:59] Yes. [4:00] Maybe Becker's might have it. [4:01] I'll go look at Becker's, and I can't wait to look for it. [4:03] Why don't you go look for it? [4:06] I'll go look for three of those. [4:30] It's a great thing. [4:31] It's a great client, but it worked out to be very good. [4:36] And it's a special guest of mine, which they should do. [4:39] In fact, she's in the University of Southern Oklahoma. [4:43] She's also staying with Shabbat. [4:48] And... [4:50] It's a big group that I'm so sure I can pray. [4:52] John Wayne is going to be a grand marshy. [4:55] And I have built. [4:55] She's exactly the right man. [4:57] If I had been the man in the car with her, then of course. [5:00] Well, that isn't right. [5:01] She should get the honors. [5:02] She's not going to spend the period over there. [5:04] I mean, she should be paid for it. [5:11] She should spend it. [5:14] She should help all the relatives and the jobs. [5:16] I'll let you guys have a good chat in California. [5:21] Isn't this a sad thing? [5:25] It is. [5:27] Well, Father told me that Firestone was going to entertain the men who had given the most and then make a pitch for Bob, I think. [5:36] Maybe not a pitch for Bob. [5:38] I just know that he's going to declare that. [5:40] Whatever it is for Bob, you know, I'm all for it. [5:44] All for it. [5:45] I know. [5:46] Well, he's fine. [5:47] He's all right. [5:48] I told Pat I'm already going to be at Camp David. [5:50] I should be bringing her up there, but it's all right. [5:55] But you're going to go by that California when I understand, right? [5:58] Yes, yes. [5:59] I'll come that time. [6:00] I'll just come down and do it. [6:01] I've got to be at Camp David all week next week. [6:05] Of course, she's coming back for Christmas. [6:09] Rosebud, we're going to see if Jack is with her. [6:11] And that he will come and pop it up there. [6:16] And if so, I will, what I will do is just move my sight of being here. [6:23] And I'll just get the hell out of there. [6:27] Because I'm not going to go through, I'm not going to expose myself. [6:40] Does it have been changed? [6:42] Yes, it was, sir. [6:48] Yes. [6:48] Oh, good. [6:48] Thank you. [6:53] Well... [6:54] Okay. [6:54] And, and... For them to announce, you know, it's a goddamn shame, Rose. [6:57] Knowing that this time, I mean, they can't... Knowing that this time it really would be a crime. [7:03] And for them to announce that they're going to bust it at the White House, it is mind-boggling. [7:21] I just don't worry about it. [7:23] Whichever way they play it, you just do the opposite. [7:30] Just don't let them take up your time. [7:34] They go up there, you come down here. [8:00] And have them all have a drink. [8:01] And then they can walk the hell out over to the other place you see them. [8:05] Go to the other place and have their dinner. [8:09] And I'll get on the helicopter and call them if you need me. [8:21] Okay. [8:22] Very good. [8:22] I really think it's going to mean a lot more, even though some of the most of the men have to be in the White House than they used to go to the Blair House on the [8:32] You know, I've got a bad defense. [8:36] She's going to have the kitchen man come back. [8:39] They're going to break her arm. [8:45] They're going to put the kitchen in the lunch. [9:14] Did she ever approve of the kitchen mask? [9:16] She did, didn't she? [9:17] That's done. [9:17] Is that all done now? [9:20] Well, it was approved, so I assume it's done. [9:22] And I also do the upstairs, third floor, do it over, make it nice. [9:31] It's horrible the way the Johnson's are there. [9:36] It's unbelievably bad. [9:38] It was gross. [9:41] Because it isn't anything. [9:42] It looks just like you'd see in Texas, but they have no taste on it. [9:47] And so I just said, you know, let's use that. [9:51] You see, we use it to eat in the West Hall. [9:53] That'll give, for example, if I'm using it, if Pat and I are using it, the kids can go up there. [9:59] Julie often has guests, and they can use that. [10:02] Or on occasion, I can go up there, and when Pat's busy, I'm going to go to the ball game. [10:09] Okay. [10:42] So I was thinking, what we would do would be to go to Florida or California for Christmas. [10:49] And then a thought occurred to me that we'd be right in the fire again because we have all the relatives in the grounds. [10:57] Now, as far as the relatives are concerned, I'm not worried about that because they're all coming to the inauguration virtually, you know? [11:08] And so they'll be there. [11:09] Well, thank you for having us on holiday today. [11:11] I know that, frankly speaking, we've gone and we've got a hell of a problem with him and so forth. [11:19] We're just not going to have a dad or mother. [11:22] We've got the crown, so, you know, we've got to be around that dad track over and over again. [11:26] So I think we want to stay, I'm going to stay with Florida, so I've got to work anyway. [11:43] I don't know. [11:48] I can find out. [11:50] I don't know. [11:52] I can find out. [12:15] Right. [12:15] Right. [12:16] Right. [12:43] You underlined a lot of the letter from Gabe Howie, but you didn't say anything about it when I came back. [12:50] Nothing on tape. [12:50] Did you have any thoughts about it? [12:52] No, I didn't. [12:54] Just ignore it. [12:55] I mean, I think he was on top of it. [12:56] I think you had to do something to it. [12:59] Yeah, I know what it was. [13:01] I guess you did. [13:02] Just giving a letter, ignoring that part, or just thanking him for suggesting it? [13:07] Yeah. [13:07] I just, I always appreciated his very wise and his, appreciated his, well, get the ones, the one that I wrote you before. [13:22] He's written about me, you know. [13:25] Yeah. [13:25] He didn't like the controls policy. [13:26] He didn't like the Vietnam policy. [13:29] No, we can answer it. [13:30] I just didn't know whether you were answering it. [13:31] I can't believe it. [13:33] So this is no surprise. [13:35] There's not a letter. [13:36] Yes. [13:36] I understand that, I know why you sent it in, but that's the point is that I'm quite aware that in Gabe's case, the others, I could get a warm-up, but on this one I'm just not going to go to the grave, because it was a special action request. [13:52] I've never received a letter from one of them at that time. [13:56] Okay. [13:56] I'm worried about that, because I'm concerned with so many people's lives. [14:01] Tony Rossi called me in today. [14:03] Yeah. [14:03] And he wanted to make sure that all of your clothes were in order for the inauguration, because they closed the week of Christmas. [14:10] And he thought if you could look before so he could, if there is anything you need, you know, that. [14:15] Oh, there aren't any. [14:17] You sure? [14:18] We're not going to use any. [14:20] No, but he just meant every day. [14:22] Not the right time. [14:23] Not the right time. [14:24] They're the same. [14:25] They're the same. [14:33] But he figured they were all right, but you know, he is the nicest man. [14:37] He does so many nice things for us. [14:39] Yes, he is. [14:40] Better bring him to school. [14:41] Still alive, but you know, some days he's with us, some days not. [14:46] Yeah, I know that they say it's never-ending. [14:51] Now, the music boxes that you like, she thinks she can make them as low as $125. [14:56] It may go a little bit above that. [14:59] And we have... $5,000. [15:02] We have different combinations of songs, which I think you ought to look at songs or music, but I don't think you can see the tools there. [15:11] Let me just take a look at the floor. [15:16] She's going to have to ask us. [15:18] She's going to have to ask us. [15:26] Yes, she's got it. [15:28] Well, it is hard to read, because we're going to have to turn it in. [15:33] Do you want some of those for Christmas or for inauguration, or just to get some on hand? [15:45] She thought she could get some for Christmas. [15:49] So they have to know what songs we want on there. [15:57] Well, at that price, I think we'll buy one of you. [16:09] But you would stop, maybe, I don't know if you meant for Christmas, but if not originally, you would stop at like Pat's Brothers. [16:15] You know, I'm very happy to be virtually covered with other of these things. [16:20] Yeah. [16:21] Well, it's just a gift, not actually a thing on their boat, the type of deal. [16:27] Well, very, very, very, very big contributors, like, well, basically, you've got about 10 contributors, 500,000 or more. [16:37] And they ought to really get something special. [16:40] I mean, other than this. [16:43] And I think, like, speaking of them, that's John O'Keefe and John Rawlings and Flintstone. [16:50] They've stayed. [16:52] You know what I mean? [16:53] Yeah. [16:54] The Smiths. [16:54] I know the group. [16:55] Well, I know all of them. [16:56] Well, there's two people about 500, 500 and above. [17:06] So I was thinking that maybe I better, I've got to meet with John this morning, so I better, tell me this, if I got the list done, I'll work on it. [17:19] Send it back up today, tomorrow. [17:21] Sure, that's fine. [17:22] Oh yeah. [17:22] Or do you want it today? [17:25] No, no, tomorrow's fine. [17:26] You get the list to me and then let me, because I have this thing I kind of like to think about. [17:32] That's what I wanted to send it down. [17:34] And could she do... [17:36] Because if I may do some in one type and some in another, in other words, for the board, I guess I might want to have more classical stuff for American. [17:45] Oh, yes, you can have them in. [17:46] Any of these go in. [17:47] It's just those are the ones that came up with that style. [17:51] Well, they were cheap today to pick that out of the context. [17:54] Great, great number. [17:55] I'm sorry to be, you know, I might put some in there. [18:00] Well, I'll do that one thing. [18:02] There's a nice one that I'll put in there. [18:04] I'll just share it with John next time. [18:08] How are you? [18:10] You take that off. [18:16] I've been in here for months before. [19:01] Maybe you would. [19:01] I would rather have it. [19:06] We are part of this brother. [19:08] There's a decision that a bullet with a hat on. [19:48] Did you get ties while you were in New York? [19:51] Did you want to have a club for 10 grand from now? [19:54] I did. [19:55] They had another one in that box. [19:57] So let's leave it there. [19:58] I don't want them to come down now because they all see what they found. [20:05] And after Christmas, if I don't think I have things that I can use to do an article on that. [20:13] The only other thing, can I just take your call one day with Pedro Bell, Tom? [20:17] Yeah. [20:18] He'll be in New York for two weeks, and he did not want to go to the regular channel. [20:23] He wondered if it would be possible if he could have just seen a 12-minute video. [20:29] Now, Frank is only asking us if we can go back to Frank and say it's impossible, but he didn't know how to do that. [20:34] I'll say that I would be delighted to see Matt at the inauguration, but I cannot see him now. [20:40] He's a great guy, a great friend of ours. [20:44] I can see it then. [20:48] Okay, and I think Should I tell Frank, did Frank go along with it, did he tell Frank? [21:00] Oh, hell yes. [21:02] Yeah, I know him very well. [21:13] Able man, I'd love to see him, but I just can't right now. [21:18] That's why he's wanting to see me, you know, he's probably- Yeah, he doesn't want to see anybody. [21:32] I'll see you in a week, see. [21:33] It's gonna be announced tomorrow. [21:47] Okay, that's good. [21:53] All right. [22:10] Yeah, I'd like to have it over at the P.O.P. [22:15] That's a nice place. [22:17] Oh, and I have a beautiful gold that was small, but it's called Goldbrook. [22:29] Oh. [22:29] That's beautiful, thanks. [22:31] We've got the office up there fixed up nice. [22:38] She cursed, and on the fake gifts as well, there isn't any word to put it on that. [22:46] Fake gifts are the most magnificent thing that ever snowballed. [22:49] The vice presidential gifts make that D.O.V. [22:51] look great, Rose. [22:53] And those fake gifts, you've seen them, I'm sure. [22:57] Where did she go? [22:57] She went, she's going back. [22:58] Where did she go? [22:59] She's coming back. [23:00] She told me that you've suggested it, and she's glad. [23:03] Yes. [23:07] So as you see, I'm getting that up to putting on a hell of a lot of stuff. [23:12] We're not going to do that, but we put on a lot of parties. [23:14] And some people, you know, people can come roaring through there and see the decorations. [23:22] run it at night a little bit more and investigate as much. [23:25] I mean, I say we'll attend some, but that's unusual. [23:28] But I'd like the press, I'd like to do the press party, let them all do it themselves. [23:32] But we've got to do, say, the people in the staff. [23:34] I mean, I say, when the house is so great. [23:36] Yes. [23:36] Let me see. [23:58] We are, uh... As you know, we're having, like, Don's urgent work. [24:10] Evelyn, too, working on the inauguration. [24:13] Oh, God, I know. [24:14] Her daughter's working on it. [24:15] And now her daughter's... Evelyn has just, she'll just have everything. [24:19] Something that won't even be reasonable. [24:23] I know, for the van, she... [24:26] Did he? [24:27] Yeah. [24:28] And his shirt was all over. [24:29] Well, you shouldn't pay. [24:31] They can't afford to come back to you, okay? [24:56] But Roberta's daughter has purchased it. [24:58] Eddie is already ready for Roberta's daughter. [25:00] Is Eddie working on things? [25:01] Eddie is. [25:01] Is Roberta working on anything? [25:04] He's not going to come back here, but he has Ned tell him to take on Roberta's daughter and his secretary, and they're paid as well. [25:11] What is Ned working on? [25:14] God, he's great. [25:15] Quite an evil law. [25:16] And Eddie is going to work with him, but Eddie's not coming back here, and the two of them work together. [25:21] Well, I think Eddie is in charge of the Nixon family. [25:26] That's right. [25:28] But Eddie and Pat and Ed have talked. [25:31] And Eddie has... Oh, is Roberta working with them? [25:34] Well, because Ed asked her to. [25:38] Do you want it? [25:39] Ed asked her because Don embraced it. [25:42] Well, it's not Ed. [25:43] It's Roberta. [25:43] It's Ed's done it. [25:45] Ed has... Well, then maybe that's... [25:46] He's secretary from the campaign. [25:49] And Roberta Jones. [25:51] And then Ned Sullivan, who's going to work with them. [25:54] And then they come back and forth a couple times. [25:58] That's another part of it, yeah. [26:03] All those cousins, kids, and everybody, they're all assigned to cousins. [26:07] That's what I think. [26:08] And I think we should get a letter out and get the same thing out. [26:12] Some of the cousins on both sides are a little bit much. [26:17] Some of Pat's are too. [26:19] Oh, Christ. [26:20] That one was super huge off at the Irish Jake. [26:23] And of course, Pat also, well, you know, those cousins, those victims. [26:27] But none of them have ever done it. [26:29] Everybody's got bad answers. [26:31] We don't care. [26:33] They're big night, and I've got that ready for them. [26:36] But on the other hand, the family this time is going to get to the second place. [26:40] They had it before. [26:41] This time, by God, the word is going to get to the people who contributed to the people. [26:48] This is what I can tell them. [26:50] The family cannot all think they're going to be in everything. [26:54] No, no. [26:54] And even, you know, the basic heroes, we've got to take care of them. [26:58] Maury Sands has given me a lesson, you know, a long, long lesson. [27:02] And of course, Mark McGregor's given me a hell of a list. [27:07] And of course, John Connery's given me a very big list. [27:11] And he should. [27:13] And of course, and so's Peter Grant. [27:16] See, now I've got to take care of the new friends. [27:20] At least the family just can't come back and exist because many of them have really just hung on. [27:27] They haven't really done a lot. [27:30] Would you like to leave the country? [27:35] Well, you don't stay there all the time. [27:59] Does Louise's daughter have it now? [28:00] No, she had to resign it. [28:02] Who's done it? [28:02] I don't know. [28:03] I don't think it's been appointed, but I don't know. [28:05] Let me see. [28:07] Is he ever allowed to park on the way? [28:10] Yeah, he's fine. [28:11] He's passed second because he's fine on the way. [28:14] Then they checked out. [28:17] Yeah, you know, we went through that. [28:20] I guess everybody agreed that if Eddie next could be here, it's a nice hand holder and so forth, it would be great. [28:27] But we can't do it. [28:29] He can't even be a White House employee, can he? [28:31] Oh, listen. [28:31] I had John Deacon. [28:34] John Deacon's worked the law there in which way. [28:38] He can't be a White House employee. [28:40] He can't be an employee of the agency. [28:42] He can't be a damn thing. [28:43] That's the way it is. [28:44] See, here the issue is that, you know, people are right here in the airport. [28:47] I just think we might have to employ the foundation. [28:52] Why not? [28:56] Because he, apparently, was a hell of a hit. [28:58] He was a big man at the top of his campaign. [29:00] I heard that from so many people. [29:01] And, you know, he didn't get through to people. [29:06] Well, he's a very patient soul. [29:09] Like his mother. [29:10] Right. [29:10] He is. [29:10] He's very much like his mother. [29:15] And people immediately sense that he's such a decent man. [29:18] And you probably know he's had a lot of time with Melanie. [29:27] He called for me and I had some people with me. [29:56] And he said to me, he said to the operator, well, just tell her she'd better get on that phone or I won't be responsible. [30:03] So I said to the operator, you're just connecting with this early one dog. [30:08] And, you know, I had to be on it. [30:10] Did you hear him say that? [30:13] The operator told me that she kept coming back to me and probably said, he's so bad. [30:21] I think he's really starting out. [30:22] He's got such a high-fiving idea of himself. [30:25] They think, earlier when I was looking into it, they think there's a chemical problem. [30:39] There's something. [30:40] There's a chemical problem which makes him over-hyperactive. [30:45] If they get to 42, maybe they're getting related. [30:49] but they don't usually. [30:50] Did you mention it to them? [30:52] I said if you could get some of them, but I don't mind putting it into that store. [30:58] So you just buy them, because I can use two of them. [31:01] I can use two, see. [31:02] And that would be great. [31:04] And $10,000 contribution to that. [31:20] Okay.